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short update, i don't have much to say EXCEPT that..
1. celine dion has been added to my list of people i am going to collaborate with.
2. tuesday (march first) is my half birthday, and i am going to be throwing an emo half-birthday party! i'll be sixteen and a half.
time: whenever i freaking feel like it, GOSH. (nd style, what what.)
loca... tion!: mi casa, what what.
invited: all of you.
date: tuesday, the first of march, tuesday. le premiere mars, mardi. el premiero de marzo, martes. all of the above.
attire: DRESS CODE! since it's MY sixteen and a half birthday and not yours, everyone has to follow my dress code or
be spanked SPANK ME! THE ENTIRE PARTY! everyone must be dressed emo.. boys, this means steal your girlfriend's (or sister's or neighbor's.. break in!) tight jeans, tight band shirts, highwaters, all that jazz EMO! girls, this means lots of scarves, guitar pick jewelery, ties, black gummy bracelets, et cetera.. be creative! all: no leather jackets, that's my bag, baby, lots of running mascara and eyeliner, tortoise shell glasses.. NO CONTACTS! we are going to cry and have a great big lovely time. or, rick, if you'd rather wear a dress, i'll look over that.
activities: pin the tail on the craigling, a pinata designed to resemble
summer wheatly SULLY, we're going to eat a cake that resembles jay (affectionatly referred to as "jay cake") and serve it on plate stacks, et cetera! NO FREAKING ALCOHOL!
presesnts, oui ou non?: OUI! or at least half presents to stay with the theme of my sixteenth and a half birthday.. OR SIXTEEN AND A HALF PRESENTS! or, unless you're manuella, you can just SPANK ME PUBLICLY and be free of the honor of buying me a presents.
and i'll be expecting those sixteen and a half spankings.. ESPECIALLY YOU, MANNUELLALALA!